The Vaccine Saga Part II: Bill Gates and his Super Secret Sneaky Agenda to Gleefully Devour Murdered Babies

So it was that when last we left our hero he was sorely beset all round.  Haughtily had he stridden taken the field thinking to glory himself battling in the name of truth and justice, the bright blade of discernment in hand.  But no contest of arms was there to be had.  For his foe met him not with rational argument, but with righteous indignation and smarmy condescension.  Armored thus the keen edge of rational thought could find no chink, and our hero did not stand long before this fell tide.

The brave boy was forced to flee.  Gravely wounded was his pride and some there were that believed it would prove mortal, yet glad were all when he proved master to the injury and this is the tale I shall tell you now.

It irked me for a long time after that my dad had won that argument. Well, not won so much as I let him win. I lacked the evidence to contradict him directly and with my dad as worked up as he was, pounding the theory that Bill Gates was not so secretly pushing vaccine use to euthanize untold millions of people, it was going to take nothing short video evidence to prove to him that this was not in fact the case.

This I did not have, and since discretion is the greater part of valor and good dinner table manners I had to set it aside.  Additionally I am a practical man, and at just that moment it happened that I was a hungry practical man. I decided with little regret that I would rather content my belly than my reason.

Days passed, each day bringing with it the nagging thought that I should look up that video my dad was going on and on about.  The one where Bill Gates admits to crimes against humanity. For one reason or another I did not look it up, lack of time, lethargy, and a pernicious disinterest making the call to look the video up a little fainter each day.

Until I confess, it was all but forgotten.

Call it divine inspiration, call it a lark, call it a prickly sense of justice, one day I awoke to find that I had decided I was going to prove my father wrong and it was going to glut myself on sweet, savory, victory.

TO THE YOUTUBES!

The first part was easy to find.  Just typing in Bill Gates Vaccine the helpful algorithms is already suggesting I complete my search terms with 'Depopulation'.  Those clever conspiracy types with their euphemisms for 'super villainous death monger'.

If you have the time and find a bracing dose of crazy amusing I quite recommend watching some of them. Clearly I had found the very font of journalistic excellence and was about to be provided with first rate balanced coverage of the issue.  Renowned authors TheTrutherGirls, EyezOpenWide2, Seattle4Truth, and ScreamingStoic all weighed in with their videos, keeping company with other videos under such even handed titles as:

Bill Gates EXPOSED! Wants Depopulation Through Vaccines

Bill Gates: Depopulation, Vaccines, & Dead Babies

Bill Gates wants Major Depopulation though vaccines

and just in case you had any doubts

Bill Gates admits that Vaccines are used for DEPOPULATION, Not For Making People Healthy

Clearly, my father is not alone.

I sigh.  It is the drawn out sigh of a long sufferer. Of a man about to engage a task he know will be difficult, who knows he will relish the conquest, when he stands atop the mountain a conqueror, but knows also that the climb will fray his resolve, the kind of sigh full of secret relish.

Weathered of feature and grim of countenance. Our boy hero goes to the fray silent as stalking death. His sword raised he is ready to cut down this ancillary host of the enemy.  The sun above favors him with special beams whose light glimmers and slides about his well polished mental mail of sound judgement. The foes are many and he will not be able to raise his sword arm for weariness by the time night has come, but stalwart of conviction he remains, come what may.

The Vaccine Saga, Part I: Bill Gates and the Beginning

I shall tell you now a tale of adventure and perseverance against impossible odds. Of a brave and righteous boy battling and his malign and exasperating father.

Our tale begins as most such tales do, with my father claiming a truth so outrageous as one could scarcely believe it could be uttered with a straight face. Alone is our hero the boy to give combat in the name of truth and justice, with only wit and grit to gird him against the follies of his villainous father.  Standing solitary with the hosts of his foe arrayed before him the battle is joined with these words:

"Bill Gates, you know head of the Gates Foundation, which has untold amounts of money behind it, has even said he is supporting the use of vaccines around the world for depopulation."

 This is what my father told us all at dinner.  My dad and several others I hadn't met had arranged to meet for dinner at a lovely Lebanese restaurant which was bit pricey but, as I came to learn, had quite delectable food. The conversation was going nicely until someone started my dad on vaccines.

My dad is a pretty calm, steady guy.  6'6" with a deep voice, and meticulously combed hair which is graying at the temples he is not the sort given to chattiness.  My dad is one of those types who when you ask them a question will sit and carefully chew over his response, giving it up only with the greatest reluctance some days time later.  When we play chess he broods on the other side of the board silently playing every possible variation of moves before he moves a piece, a process which will take a mere 10-20 minutes if you rush him.

There is one strategy however which instantly draws my father out of his laconic habits.  That is to touch upon one of his pet conspiracy theories.

My dad despises anything which smacks of Big Brother and gleefully revels in accusations of government misconduct while darkly alleging that such claims are but scratching the surface.  One of his favorite such causes, and truth be told my dad treats these matters less like theories and more like causes on which he must educate all those within earshot, is vaccines.

So when he started in on vaccines I must confess I was only half listening. I had heard this routine before and admittedly I found the flat bread and hummus on the table far more interesting and gratifying.  But the line about Bill Gates caught my attention.

"Wait a minute," I interjected. "Are you trying to tell me that Bill Gates not only said, but said publicly, he wants to use vaccines to kill people?"

That is exactly what he is saying, he replies.  It was caught on tape, he saw the video. If I do the research I can watch the video too, it is astonishing.

I frown into the shallow plate of olive oil and spices as I dip a bit of pita into it, contemplating this claim.

"If you do the research.." and "If you look at the studies..." are two of my dad's favorite rejoinders when challenged.  A brilliant tactic when you think about it since I rarely have occasion to wonder if Bill Gates is promoting global vaccine use in a plot to depopulate the world.  I honestly can't imagine why this wasn't my suspicion from the first but it really hadn't occurred to me.

Knowing that pressing the matter was little likely to avail me I chewed over my bread silently.  I had no evidence to refute him with no matter how outrageous his claim was, so for the present I just had to sit back and let it blow over.

The waitress just then appeared with our meals which, from the look and smell of them, seemed every bit as delicious as the appetizers. I consoled myself with the knowledge that no matter how crazy my dad's beliefs were it wouldn't make my dinner any less sumptuous.

And so our hero, recognizing that he cannot win this day, retreats for the moment for a day where he is sure to win.